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woodchuck

Level 3

Armor Class: 0

Speed: 3

Magic Resistance: 20

Alignment: Neutral

Attacks:

Bite: 1d6 ordinary physical damage

Other attributes:

can tunnel through rock
has animal body
no hands to handle things
can traverse water
eats fruits
wanders randomly
always starts hostile
visible by infravision

The Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!

> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?

"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
[ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]

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